You’ve Got 100 Pizzas to Deliver Tonight. Which Ride Are You Taking?

The gig economy has turned side hustles like food delivery into a daily reality for many, and when the job calls for moving serious volume in a single shift, the vehicle choice becomes mission-critical. In this hypothetical but wildly fun scenario, the challenge is clear: deliver 100 pizzas in one night without breaking a sweat.

The answer, for one writer, is the Mercedes-Benz G580 — an electric G-Class that turns pizza delivery into a first-class experience. Price tags and practicality be damned, the G580’s flat load floor keeps cheese from sliding, its plush massage seats keep the driver’s spine intact after hours behind the wheel, and its 579 HP and 859 lb-ft of torque from four electric motors catapult it from 0–60 mph in 4.6 seconds.

That kind of urgency matters when delivery windows are tight and every second counts. The G580’s size strikes a balance — big enough for volume, not so big it becomes a parking nightmare.

And while the AMG G63 might offer even more speed, its gas-guzzling V8 and thirsty fuel consumption would eat into profits fast, not to mention the V8’s constant growl could grate on the nerves during stop-and-go traffic. EVs, the writer argues, are perfectly suited for pizza delivery: instant torque, silent running, and zero tailpipe emissions.

The scenario is pure fantasy — no one’s actually delivering 100 pizzas in a single shift — but it’s a fun way to imagine the ultimate delivery chariot. So, what’s your pick? Drop your dream delivery rig in the comments and let the Jalops debate begin.