Squished Ford Falcon, Drag-Prep Nissan 240SX, Coney Island-Style Harley Electra Glide: The Wildest Cars I Found for Sale Online

This week’s Dopest Cars roundup delivers a parade of automotive oddities and purpose-built weirdness, all plucked straight from Facebook Marketplace.

Leading the charge is a 1961 Ford Falcon that’s been “squished”—front-to-back only—into a chopped, mystery machine listed for $11,950.

The ad offers zero build details, leaving buyers to wonder if the frame was cut and welded without so much as a single photo of the undercarriage or suspension tweaks.

Next up: a 1991 Nissan 240SX transformed into a drag-prepped missile, packing a small-block Chevy V8 and Hoosier slicks.

The seller claims quarter-mile times in the nines, and the car’s aggressive stance suggests it’s ready to bury the competition.

A 1995 Subaru Impreza/Brat hybrid rolls in with rally ambitions, complete with a roll cage and a questionable bed conversion.

Priced at $1,600, it’s a project in need of both cosmetics and serious interior upgrades—though the seller insists it “runs and drives great.” For something completely different, there’s a 2003 Daihatsu Hijet Deckvan decked out in RealTree camouflage and marketed as “THE PERFECT HUNTING MACHINE!” The seller brags that the rear cargo area “can hold a BUNCH of deer, or coolers!”—a far cry from the Hijet’s original purpose.

On two wheels, a 2017 Moto Guzzi V9 Roamer hangs from a garage ceiling in a single blurry photo, its ad reading simply “Excellent condition” followed by a phone number and the word “Bob.” Meanwhile, a 2016 Triumph Bonneville T100 in black with a brown diamond-stitch seat tempts with classic British charm at $5,000. The ad is sparse, but the allure is undeniable.

Whether you’re into chopped classics, drag-ready tuners, or absurdist utility builds, this week’s picks prove that Facebook Marketplace is still the last refuge of automotive chaos.