What Has Six Wheels and Weighs 40,000 Pounds? Meet Brazil’s Absurd Guarani Armored Vehicle

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Brazil’s military has a new poster child for over-engineering: the VBTP-MR Guarani, a six-wheeled, 46,000-pound amphibious armored personnel carrier that laughs in the face of terrain most vehicles wouldn’t dare tackle. Built on an Iveco chassis and powered by a 380-horsepower Iveco Cursor 9 diesel engine churning out 1,254 lb-ft of torque, this beast is designed to haul up to 11 souls—three crew and eight passengers—through Brazil’s dense jungles, swamps, and river networks where a standard troop carrier would get stuck faster than a hippo in a bog. The Guarani’s V-shaped monocoque steel hull shrugs off mines, its modular armor can be beefed up for extra protection, and it even packs nuclear, biological, and chemical defense add-ons.

If the engine dies, a backup electric drivetrain and auxiliary stabilization systems keep it upright during airstrikes or, hypothetically, a rogue hippo rampage. Climbing a 60% grade or handling a 30% side slope is child’s play, though don’t expect to outrun much on flat ground—the top speed is a modest 68 mph. Armament options run the gamut from 30mm medium-caliber guns to counter-drone hardware, C4I comms arrays, or electronic warfare jammers, making the Guarani as adaptable as it is indestructible.

What Has Six Wheels and Weighs 40,000 Pounds? Meet Brazil’s Absurd Guarani Armored Vehicle

The vehicle’s amphibious chops mean rivers, lakes, and tributaries are no obstacle, a critical feature for a country where the Amazon and Pantanal wetlands dominate the landscape. The Guarani’s story began in 1999 when Brazil’s military, the largest in South America, put out a bid for a new generation of amphibious armored vehicles to replace its aging EE-9 Cascavel and EE-11 Urutu fleets. A decade later, Italy’s Iveco won the contract worth approximately 2.5 billion euros (about $4.2 billion today) to produce 2,044 units.

What Has Six Wheels and Weighs 40,000 Pounds? Meet Brazil’s Absurd Guarani Armored Vehicle

But as with most government programs, delays and cutbacks have plagued the project. The original delivery deadline of 2012 came and went with only 13 of the first 86 units delivered by 2014, and the full fleet was supposed to be in service by 2030. Now, the timetable has slipped to 2037, and the Brazilian Army has slashed the order to roughly half the original quantity.

What Has Six Wheels and Weighs 40,000 Pounds? Meet Brazil’s Absurd Guarani Armored Vehicle

Despite the hiccups, Iveco has found export customers, selling Guarani units to Ghana, Argentina, and the Philippines. With a price tag hovering around a cool million dollars per unit, it’s not exactly a fleet vehicle, but for nations needing a rugged, adaptable armored transport, the Guarani fits the bill. And if six wheels aren’t enough, Iveco also offers an eight-wheeled variant, the SuperAV, for those who prefer their armored vehicles with extra wheels and extra chaos.

What Has Six Wheels and Weighs 40,000 Pounds? Meet Brazil’s Absurd Guarani Armored Vehicle

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Source: Jalopnik (Auto Culture & Tuning) (jalopnik.com)